Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
(Source: sporksundwaffles)
Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and smoking; but I get in trouble for using the computer too much.
this is where “I could’ve been worse” comes in.
(Source: lifeaclimbx)




















